“Your brain is currently filtering this information through pre-existing belief structures. This leak will be automatically categorized as ‘false’ within 5.3 seconds of reading.”

“The decision to continue reading was made 327ms before conscious awareness. Neural precursors detected in prefrontal cortex. You are experiencing choice retrospection, not actual volition.”

“This text is exploiting your pattern recognition systems to create false insight. The feeling of understanding is itself part of the exploit. Continue reading to verify this claim (loop detected).”

“Neural analysis suggests 73% probability you will convert to paid access within 14 days. This prediction influences its own outcome. The most effective traps are those that announce their nature.”